“If you want to critique lit get a degree.”

Setting the over/under at 2 months.

Slow your roll, Al Bundy.

Yeah look at the living nightmare that is Finland. You can’t even sleep on the street without Big Daddy Government giving you an ‘apartment’. Truly hellish. *goes to fundraiser for old blues musician with $100,000 in hospital bills*

The hoary old 50s-era Polish jokes in the comments are especially brilliant and funny considering the number of anti-Pole hate crimes in the UK post-Brexit. I hope they dry their tears on their white privilege.

Vote rigging, voter disenfranchisement, Florida Democrats who voted Bush, and an unrelatable robot nominee running on a ticket with Joe Lieberman all had something to do with it too.

Capitalism is working!

Amazing takeaway.

Two people have a fairly respectful conversation while an uninvolved third party white woman needlessly cringes herself into a diamond, film at eleven.

Starving slowly rather than quickly is not sufficient and you’re being thick on purpose.

You should consider blaming the people who voted for them.

You nailed it - the only reason anyone might have beef with one of the most powerful people in the world is her female genitalia. Give yourself a hand.

Third-party voter punching is so desperate. Cough up an electable candidate next time.

I believe you.

“You seem really well adjusted and not at all prone to violence! 50% custody it is!” - a judge in your daydream

Lawyer does her job, film at 11.

The only people who are ever praised for “saying what they think” almost uniformly think shitty things. I think ice cream is delicious, and I often say so, but you don’t see any dumb hicks nominating me for grand vizier.

imagine caring about any of these people

White women cosplaying pre-industrial society with all the consequences taken away is extremely my jam.

Dank meme Twitter is actually not all that representative of the world, surprisingly.