“Tee hee”, added the woman worth over 30 million dollars.

“I don’t want to sound too positive, because I wouldn’t want her as prime minister,” he added, “but I would rather have her than the rest of those that are standing, because at least she is competent.”

Love all the ‘just do it’ nonsense directed at Sanders. He’s under no obligation to aid the Dems in their coronation, just like Corbyn is under no obligation to ‘just resign’.

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[colonizes entire continent, teaches them Spanish, waits a few hundred years]

If those insufferable limey pricks didn’t want people speaking their precious language incorrectly, then they shouldn’t have spent hundreds of years spreading it by the sword to every corner of the globe.

It also remains unclear what “getting things done in Washington” entails.

I don’t think they have an entire writer’s room working on one social media account.

Gonna be attempting to digest the false “precious conscience”/”fucking brain” dichotomy for the rest of the day now. Congrats!

I try not to put negativity out into the world but if you live at home and make $130,000 a year and “suck at saving”, you should blow your goddamn brains out.

This is like when Tiger Woods and two other guys were up for ‘golfer of the year’ at the 1998 ESPYs. SAS wins in a landslide.

Hillarymen fucking suck at telling jokes.

If it was a joke, it was an amazing one. A swiss watch. Absolutely no fat on it. Henny Youngman would be proud. I’m very sorry to have provoked such a tantrum by failing to see this earlier. I retract my comment, and I sincerely hope we can be friends, you unloved bucket of dog cum.

Do losing candidates usually return their donations?

Yeah he got 43% of the primary vote as a stunt. Jesus Christ.

This is already on pace to be my best-performing Kinja post of all time and it’s just me making fun of a guy’s looks. Coincidence? We report, you decide.

yeah wow he’s so hot

I think people are more familiar with parodies of his style at this point, which are usually meaningless (“road forks you!”), versus his actual style, which was formulaic but still worked as commentary (in America, you find party; in my country, party finds you, and so on).

*inundates readers with more unsolicited Iggy Azalea articles*

I have now read five articles about Tig Notaro bravely facing cancer for every funny joke I have heard her tell.