How is she supposed to play a woman who’s only a mere 7 years older than her? Will they do it with computers?

Christ, whatever happened to just phoning it in at the sprocket factory and then getting hammered afterwards

Why is almost everyone here clamouring for someone who hasn’t lost yet to concede? Are you under the impression that being challenged on shit like paid speeches and Honduras and the Clinton Foundation is going to damage the presumptive nominee somehow? Will she not have to face these questions in the general? Is it…

Stop challenging the war hawk - it’s bad for the country.

Something something something hurting the party/country/nominee something something dropping bombs on brown people vastly preferable to denying them entry something something yas queen.

You should write for Salon.

You did it!

Between this and her appearance on Nancy Grace’s deplorable show a few years back, she seems to have lived up to her namesake.

Looks shopped.

Can we stop with this ‘Canada is Toontown’ shit already? It’s a country that was built on the bones of indigenous people, just like yours.

Important to note that, as PM, Stephen Harper rejected the need for an inquest into dead/missing Aboriginal women for years, for seemingly no other reason than the neoconservative ethos of being as much of a prick as possible at all times.

Christ, if you’re offended by the glistening, scantily-clad human body, the gym might be the wrong place for you.

This ‘everyone younger and less of a soulless centrist bougie hack than me is an entitled idiot’ line of thinking is really going work wonders for the Dems in the general. #ImWithHerIGuess

The header image of Vancouver completes this joke.

Sure, they reveal their baby’s gender and it’s all “cuteness overload”, but I reveal my gender and it’s all “sir you’re going to have to leave Arby’s immediately”.

Yes, it was a reference.

Pizza: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

I thought this was a big nothing burger that Kirkman herself debunked? Am I high?

I feel bad for clowning this guy so much. Maybe he’s Tyler Seguin 2.0 and he’s just been distracted this whole time.