The Soft Bulletin is still as good as you remember though.

Hey, a ‘YAAAS’ and some photos of her outfits! This informed electorate thing is working out great.

Donald Trump has never been aroused in his life.

I put my outie pee-pee into her innie pee-pee and moved it back and forth. It felt really good.

jesus fuck

BOOM, FACTCHECKED! TRUMP 2016! I GREW UP UNDERNEATH POWER LINES!

My give a damn appears to be busted, and I hate Jimmy Fallon.

I don’t understand a word of it but HNIC’s Punjabi colour commentary is fucking exhilarating.

I wanna lowball this kid on movie rights before anyone else can talk to him. This is amazing.

“Fleeing a war-torn country, huh? WHERE’S YOUR BURLAP SACK? I call bullshit.” *eats Dorito*

Let’s put this one comment about a uterus against eighty bazillion mainstream media thinkpieces by Marcotte/Filipovic et al. deflecting every criticism of HRC with some handwaving about misogyny, and just call it a day.

That particular author would dismiss a post suggesting Macaulay Culkin is a better person than Robert Mugabe, and probably call you ‘simple’ while she was at it, and act surprised and hurt that you had ever heard of Jay-Z or eaten jerk fish or used the word ‘cool’. I wouldn’t take it too hard. Keep posting in the…

Double post, yet again. Kinja is a horrible platform and should be abandoned.

What’s with all the ‘Martin Short isn’t funny’ comments? Has no one ever seen SCTV? The Three Amigos? Pure Luck? Does he not ‘punch up’ enough or something? Crazy town.

why come you don’t have your tattoo

congratulations on being the 9 billionth person to point my error out

You’d think with the whole ‘tons of money and fame’/‘massive cock’ 1-2 punch, he wouldn’t have to resort to social media pleading to get laid. Maybe he’s a cryer or something.

Gah, why can’t I edit this? Stop starring it! Stop it at once!

I can’t edit this, evidently, but I was wrong.

I was only familiar with 13 - edited to reflect that.