Hard to top John Goodman’s version:

At worse it would make kids loopy - but if a kid swallowed a whole bottle of tylenol for instance, far more prevalent in the American home, it would kill them - it happens all the time. You can’t overdose on cannabis, just over-indulge.

Chad Kroeger has the single most punchable face that has ever existed. Just the sight of him grinning under those white-boy jheri curls makes my knuckles itch.

He also claims all the torture snuff porn discovered on his computer was left there by ‘somebody else’.

Love ‘em. Became a fan through being a huge DJ Shadow fan and loving their track with him - definitely NSFW.

Abso-fuckinglutely. When people complain that Christmas has become tacky and commercialized and lost sight of its original meaning my response is ‘Yeah, isn’t it great?’

I’m afraid the image of Trent Franks as the Commander and the staffer being held from behind by his wife ala Handmaids Tale is is my overwhelming mental image takeaway from his story... going to pour lysol into my eye-sockets now...

so grand nephew rather than grandson

Descendant of King Leopold, a genocidal monster who’s brutal enslavement torture and murder of virtually the entire population of the Congo makes him the worst mass -murdering monster of European leaders you have never heard of.

Plus... what are his pubes doing on his chin?

He gains some weight and he looks like he was separated at birth from Michael Madsen:

look at the way they both kind of let their mouths hang open when not speaking - its clearly the same actor.

More likely he was surgically altered to look like the most compatible Starfleet prisoner and programmed with mind probe details from the same prisoner. Which raises the possibility of the ‘real’ Tyler appearing someday.

Ehhh... its the kind of statement that a union rep who actually has a duty to represent his members to the best of his ability has to make. Lawyers have to defend scumbags sometimes, so do shop stewards.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day

Of COURSE he’s wearing an NRA hat. I’d be more surprised if he wasn’t. That combination of hysterical fury and entitlement is unmissable.

Well said, but ‘They zeroed in on the one thing that united Catholics and Protestants: the question of abortion.’ kind of misses how new the evangelical obsession with abortion is. Protestants have never liked it exactly, but they largely thought of it as a Catholic obsession and it simmered on the back burner till…

Hmmmm I had friends who worked night shift security when they were young guys at the hotel the wrestlers stayed at when the WWE came to town (So long ago they might still have been the WWF) and to a man they all claimed the worst part of the job was dodging Warrior. He was apparently a relentless pursuer who had…