His followup post on Instagram certainly didn't help his suspension.

And that's the last of the Monacans you'll see all year.

Holy shit, you face hidden lions and crocodiles in your life? And I thought my routine was stressful.

I haven't watched this video in years. It still makes my heart beat faster and give me chills. There really is something spiritual to it. The instinct we all have for survival? The fact that we'd do anything for those we love? The hidden lions and crocodiles we all face in our lives? Whatever it is, thanks for…

"I saw this when it first came out years ago."

I saw this when it first came out years ago. It was and is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

Time for his first colonoscopy! Seriously, that shit needs to be checked.

I sure hope you don't ever have to make a life or death choice with one of these, you would be there forever!

He knew the animal should be tested for rabies, so he grabbed a crescent wrench with the aim of subduing it.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

I would've been like, "LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD LOSER!"

Murder = homicide. You can't have the same crime as #1 and #3 both. Or maybe you can; it's your list, do what you want. I just hope you aren't on the college football playoff committee, or we'll probably have a game where one team plays itself.

+1 Yinka Dare assist.

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

I am a lifelong Nets fan but regardless, this was one of the cruelest and most upsetting things I have ever seen.

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

I have shared this one once or twice:

I met Dan Marino a few weeks ago at the dolphins bears game. he was walking across the lobby of the hotel. I walked up to him and asked if I could get my picture. his body guard/ person with him said no. Dan said sure stopped and took a pic with me.