Berman...my god...I can't watch anything with him. His shtick was tired in the 20th century.

Greenberg is even worse. ESPN is pretty terrible...aside from 30 for 30.

Bledsoe would've been perfect, until he got hurt during filming and some unknown stagehand could've stood in for him and started his.....(NFL narrator voice)....PATH TO IMMORTALITY!

Just FYI: When you call a woman a "cunt" for not being interested in you, she's definitely seen the "great opportunity" she just passed up.

I'm an idiot. Never made the connection between the two.

Jesus. +1

I do also love the Prince one.

How bout the Bullets?? Their is a lot of violence in Washington so having a team with a violent name is...oh wait, bad example.

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

If the HGH testing is legit, it might help some of that speed and force come down to more human levels.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

Hey Jose, wanna borrow one? I have an extra...

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

I hate the Cowboys, but Christ, Romo must be in absolute hell this morning.

I see now why the owners voted against banning tanking: If you outlaw tanking, only tankers will have outlaws.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

And now shamed all over the net. Serves him right for causing a racket. Let this be a lesson to everyone.

Aside from the rain delay, the announcers say that they didn't want to say anything as they were just getting confirmation of the news. Specifically, they mention how people post a lot of stuff about fake deaths and they had not gotten confirmation and they didn't feel right saying anything until it was confirmed. …

They also canceled the Sunday Night game when Josh Hancock died