Oh, Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker. I mean for the Love. Of. God. Can stupid sighted people get more stupid? I didn’t think it was possible but apparently it is. First it is the implication that all blind people see absolutely nothing when only a tiny minority fall in that category and the rest of us have to be…

Talk about champagne problems, but I’m pretty offended by what advertisers think of me as a dude. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You’ve got dangly genitals? Well you must hate women! AND LOVE SHITTY BEER! Women be shopping, amirite?”

I was a teen delinquent in the 80s, and went through one of those teen courts. They were honestly some of the most helpful people I’ve ever met. I had a B&E charge from being homeless, and breaking into an abandoned summer home during a storm because I was cold and wanted to be out of the rain. The neighbors called…

If it had been styled by Kanye, there would have been walls of flowers. WALLS!

You are crazy wrong. I don’t know she’s his kid but genetics are absolutely that bonkers. Signed, a black woman that gave birth to a “white” child

So I’ll be the bonkers person and say that I come from a family of blonde haired, blue eyed, fair skinned people who are all Black, thanks to the one drop rule. I’m browner because of my father, but my family is pretty adamantly Black. I understand that everyone wants to be fascinated with MJ and his changing face,…

Except...the Africans, in the name of tourism and not being as pressed about these things as we Westerners are, ENCOURAGE this.

“Morris is by no means the easiest person to understand or sympathize with, but she was clearly someone who lived life on her own terms. That’s what makes her so fascinating.”

YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT LANCE

I also attempted that haircut but did not look like Meg Ryan. I looked like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

Kids can make the most emotionally mature person lose their goddamn shit. There’s a sweet spot from 4.5 to about 11-12, where kids are great for the most part.

This is the biggest pile of false equivalency I’ve read today! Two state solution indeed. Israel will just keep waiting, Hamas will disappear real soon I’m sure, and then everything will be just fine! If only Netanyahu stopped the settlements, there would be peace. We would have Israel, a democracy, and Palestine,…

Okay! I am not the only one haha

Ugh. I detest Pitbull, I don’t find the pun clever, and this song sounds exactly like a long-form Sandals ad, but....

There should be a talk show where celebs teach you about their other expertises. You’d have an episode where William H. Macey and Nick Offerman show you how to woodwork, and then Mayim Biyalik would give you some cool neuroscience facts for your everyday life, and Denzel would show you how to swing a lasso.

I feel like there are a lot of ways to be a feminist, but as a general rule, if your way involves “mean-spirited discussion of another woman’s aging face and body” then you’re probably doing it wrong

But why now? Why This Sperm?

Yet a white American feels sufficiently entitled to critique a movie she hasn’t watched.

Movie is made with Chinese money for Chinese market by a Chinese director. Yet a white American feels sufficiently entitled to critique a movie she hasn’t watched.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.