Why can't there be an MST3K for religious films?

It was the case AGAINST Christ that everybody remembers. Yeah, they really CRUCIFIED him. Turns out that attacking money-changers is illegal.

Naked came the Jesus?

You've convinced me. (Kneels and prays:) Dear Lazarus, please come into my heart as my Lord and Savior.

It was a winged mule. A horse would just be silly.

You just have to ask yourself—which depiction best acknowledges God's dignity?

Also, the theology is too Augustinian.

Whereas we normal Joe Schmos tend to speak emic-ly instead of etic-ly, when we don't go all apophatic on yo ass.

So Christians invented the founder of their own religion as a Christian plot. Wouldn't this cause some kind of temporal paradox? And if they were making the whole thing up, why wouldn't they make the hero a little more impressive—say, by not killing him off?

Why are you trolling us with your atheism? It's because deep down, you know you need to let Jesus Christ into your heart as your Lord and Saviour, so you can have a personal relationship with him. Hear, read some of these pamphlets: http://www.chick.com

Maybe they just like the Newsboys?

…eat at Taco Bell!

The War Between the Taters?
The War of Poutine Aggression?

He probably had to do sexual things with men in order to get his first acting jobs.

It's spelled "Shiite."
Q. Why is Islam like the weather in England?
A. If it's not sunni, it's shite!

It's not racism if it comes from those with less power, and is directed against those with more power. And the Jews control the US media.

I always assumed he was Shia.

This just screams "high class" all around.

I'm just an ordinary TTibetan BBuddhist mmonk.

Did you ever notice that humans existed in the old series, but not in the new series? Either the ponies killed them off, or (since Spike was bigger then) the new series is set before the old one, and in between, human colonists must have arrived (thanks, perhaps, to the inter-universe contact of Equestria Girls).