I think Halle Berry is available.

Hello, X-Men! Also Mystery Men.

Or to coin a phrase…lamestream!

the Arthur Vining Davis Foundation!

What, is it pierced or something?

A very special episode of Sesame Street—about abortion!

It's New York, you gotta expect that kind of thing.

Funny or Die is now lamestream media!

And who's in the monster villain suit? Robert di Niro or Christopher Walken I hope.

But do they sing and dance? If not, they should make a separate Bollywood version. I want to see them strike poses and slap each other on the butt.