I’m just brainstorming here.

Sploid wouldn’t have the explanation in the text. You’d be forced to watch the video to figure it out.

Probably the rescue party.

I’m calling a conspiracy theory:

HighlyOrganized Lumps of Space Candy - my nickname in high school. weird!

If there’s sugar in space then why is there still sugar in my cupboard?

“Hey Phil, we need to premiere the new Star Wars trailer, which outlet do you want to give it to?”

“It’s fucking Star Wars, you could throw it out of your fucking car on the way to work and it would have a million views by noon. You know what? fuck it, give it to Good Morning America.”

The first trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story will premiere on Good Morning America

Thank you for finding my favorite new Twitter account.

Reminds me of this...

What I really want to know, is, at what point will this help prevent the bread in my sandwiches from getting soggy?

Putting some facts out there before people start doing meaningless comparisons:

I’m just impressed someone had the sense to film this in landscape mode.

There’s a moment, before all the crayons are melted and before it devolves into some sort of poisonous stew that people in the past had to eat because that’s all they had to eat, where some of the crayons have not melted and the crayons that have melted have not completely mixed together that this pan of melted…

I TOTALLY AGREE brother.

It makes me wish PBS had the money to fund Mythbusters considering how much it taught viewers about how stuff works.

After setting up your cat’s house, shoo the cat away. Repeatedly. Convince the cat that you don’t want it anywhere near that cat house. It will become the cat’s favorite thing in the whole world.

I will always have a special place for Eric Limer’s profile pic next to Racoon girl, the main images with red letters, Adam Frucci’s NSFW-adventures, the iPhone 4 scandal and other meme worthy Gizmodo stuff.

Although Eric updated his profile pic it’s not any better than when he was here. :p