“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Absolutely.

“ because it was a choking hazard or something.”

That means every time you drove your Apple over the speed limit, there would be the GPSed proof left in your cloudspace of exactly where and when you broke the law—get ready for the automatically generated tickets.

“the internet is directly to blame for helping them spread far and wide.”

Obligatory:

yeah but you see then we are declaring that black isn’t beautiful and that is just white privilege on the use of marijuana. :\

So if they do masks of real people, the argument seems to be they can never do masks of black people because white people might use them. I imagine this goes for all races (I could see a similar article written about a mask of an Asian person).

Maybe this.

He’s probably one of the, ‘god put those fossils there to test our faith,’ kind of nutjobs.

No, clunkier interface, less smooth streaming, far more limited as to which devices you can stream to, lots of searches point you to paid content... Etc.

Y not both?

Why is milk disgusting exactly?

I’ve been doing this for years in my secluded bunker but I had no idea there were practical applications, too.

“it’s one of the dimmest galaxies”

I sea what you our doing.

To soon.

“We’ve reached out to Best Buy for comment on this hilarious matter.”

OOOhhhhh... going to be some nerd raging in here today! Alex loves to stir things up.

better