You’re right. Criminals have a long history of settling things in a peaceful, moral way. We should really just get rid of the police. People are accountable for their own actions.

+1 THE

I suppose no one (other than perhaps Sherman himself) we’ll be especially surprised ...

Normally I’d agree with this sentiment. In this case though, its probably true that Bannister was the first regardless of category. The 4:00 mile was a track target for almost 100 years and despite athletes all over the world trying for it it took 10 years for anyone to get from 4:01 to 3:59.

Well, it was difficult to keep track of the timing while being chased by a smilodon.

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

Cranks crank crankshafts to get cranked.

Jesters in Horseless Carriages Swilling Demitasse.

I’m actually surprised they haven’t decided to troll Spanish-speakers by adding a page at www.whitehouse.gov/espanol that just said “aprende inglés.”

Huh? Dan has long hair that looks like it hasn’t been cut in several years. That was the joke. Please safely dismount the soapbox.

I for one am looking forward to the Foles v Bortles Super Bowl!

Whoa Nellie, +1

This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

He’s the creepy looking one with the beard.

On a side note, I can tell you from a couple of years of fantasy football ownership several years ago that what Saban did with the QB change took guts, man. I know exactly what that took to make that change. I been there, man. Me and Sabes, man. Yeah...

Despite the MeToo theme of the evening, I don’t see the author saying that Tanya Harding should have been given time to speak. Allison Janney gave her a shout out, but...

Not much of an argument really. You just threw out a ridiculous statement with nothing to back it up hoping you’d sound like a super smart guy.

But still what? Should they not protect their property?

least this guys on camera cashin in on dank internet fame, what about the jabroni filmin?