WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE YOGURT FACTORY

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Well done, sir. 

My only experience with Mezzo Mix was at the World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta, years ago, when I was but a wee lass.  Orange Coke from the Magic Coke Masheen is a pretty good consolation prize, at least.  We have a world market type place that I’ve never been in, I’ll have to go one day and see if they have Mezzo Mix.  I…

A tough choice for Massachusetts. On the one hand, you have one of our better Senators who helped develop the Green New Deal. On the other hand, you have an American Hapsburg who’s invested in oil, accidentally voted to give Trump more nukes, and used to argue marijuana should remain illegal because it gives the police an excuse to search people’s cars

“You’ve been in the grays too long,” she said.

Betting on high school sports is so degenerate, Caligula would blush. I suppose Hager's former players want to kick him in the eye.

the strike fund covers prescription drugs for workers on strike but not dental, vision, or accident insurance

+1 Jungle Death Girard

WWL’s Program Director Jeff Spicoli could not be reached for comment. 

Ahh man, I was holding out for Quadruple GUMBO

Does nobody remember Charleston Chews? These were always “Summer at the beach” type things, and ALWAYS served frozen. You whacked it into pieces before opening...always.  THAT is the definitive answer to what candy is best frozen.

They way his headband looks like the back of an adjustable cap with the fan’s t-shirt in front of him, for a brief, glorious moment I though he was wearing a comically large hat.

Muy guapo con sideburns!

James Gang Joe Walsh is the best Joe Walsh.

I’m still not used to/okay with Tottenham finishing above 7th and demand the return of my St. Totteringham’s day (And am not even an Arsenal supporter).

And this is supposed to be a cute meme, but look at the SIZE of that terror!

That was horrifying, and for some of those birds, unbelievable. 

Gluttony and wrath could should be represented by pelicans.

I did! We went out twice, but we didn’t really spark.