...said all three wives.

With all those Cubs around 2nd base, Albert Belle would have bowled a strike

Your pop culture reference game is strong today.

You don’t want to ride in a razor scooter? What are you....chicken?! Coo Coo Ca Cha!!

+1 final countdown

Ohh okay okay okay, so I should- I should- I shhhh.... I shhhh I shhhhhh.....

every year the number of people who look at me and have no idea what i am referring to when i call it “BW3's” increases

I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

+1 Jarvis Cocker reference

MLB TV has the option to listen to ambient ballpark noise without announcers. It’s one of the service’s best features.

What workplace environments are having the most at-work sex?

Of all the great things about GMG, their absolutely ridiculous collection of food opinions are not one of them. I read this site and its sattelites all day, everyday. I love the writers. But damn, when it comes to food, this place collectively acts like a 5 year old refusing to try their vegetables. Their opinions are…

This:

I am mixed about this. I’ve been supporting Arsenal for more than half my life, before Wenger came on board, but he revolutionized the English, and probably the world game. I know it was past time but he deserved much better than the amount of vitriol he got from the support. Fuck Arsenal Fan TV I refuse to click that…

Yep, and Jim Thome’s.

Billy Mitchell totally seems like a guy Liz Lemon would have dated for a season of 30 Rock.

Ten Baseball Hall of Famers pose outside the museum in Cooperstown, June 12, 1939. Front row; Eddie Collins, Babe Ruth, Connie Mack, Cy Young. Back row: Honus Wagner, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Tris Speaker, Napoleon Lajoie, George Sisler and Walter Johnson.

The original Player to be Named Later.

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

Yay Dear You!