My wife and I sat behind the bench when Keady was coaching. She turned to me a few minutes in and said “I can’t stop staring at his hair, I can’t believe it’s real.” It started on the back left side of his head and wrapped all the way around. It turns out he got extensions and colored it because it had become his…

Purdon’t joke about treating women poorly...

Between Gene Keady looking every part of how an engineer of his age would dress himself and John Chaney looking like an Owl it was a wonder their schools used additional mascots.

This dude who lived on my freshman floor in college had this girlfriend who went to Purdue. He treated her like shit and was generally a crappy guy, but he did refer to Purdue exclusively as “Pur-douche”, which still makes me laugh.

The postal service doesn’t receive any tax dollars, though.

Is the answer “Jesus”?

FUCKIN MACHINE TOOK MY QUARTER!!

1) Arsenal is already screwed for this season.

The actors need to be doing something with their hands. Not so much in real life.

It’s funny, I’m thinking back to every classic bar scene. You see the bartender wiping glasses with the bar rag, giving sage advice.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

My ideals ALCS involves the Red Sox, the Yankees and a meteor.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

“God Save the Queen” is their anthem? Sweet. We need more anthems with bitchin’ guitar riffs.

There are two types of countries in the world: Those that have converted to the metric system, and those that have put 12 men on the moon.

I only know that Roy Rogers exist outside of the Thruway because the Fung Wah Bus used to stop at a random one in Connecticut and there was nothing there I could actually eat but fries.

There is a Roy Rogers on 87 just south of Albany. We call it the “Vacation’s Over Roy Rogers” because we always stop there on the way home from Montreal, Lake Placid or Burlington. And it is nothing but New Yorkers in Yankees hats yelling at each other. Vacation’s over.

That’s the only place I’ve seen them in the past 20 odd years.

They are based out of Frederick, MD. They have a handful in DC/VA/MD, and the rest are up the east coast. When the Roys near me became Hardees (old owners) it was horrible.