i seriously had no fucking idea until RIGHT NOW that he was Mose. awesome

Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.

Who taught Mose sex?

Hank Hill’s dog is a good dog.

FIN

the word is offside, no hyphen or -s.

I work from home, use it mostly here and find it infuriating. I cannot fathom trying to use the podcast app while I was driving.

I’m still mad about HOW SHIT THE FUCKING PODCAST APP IS NOW. FUCKING STOP APPLE. WHY DID YOU MAKE PLAYING A PODCAST TAKE LIKE 3 TAPS? SO DUMB.

Pat dressed like he’s jetting off to Hedonism II after the show.

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

Look at all those headaches!!! My mouth is watering

The luggage is just filled to the brim with lube.

It’s almost comedic how expected the goals are after Xhaka concedes possession in the defensive third.

Kroenke is pretty fucking awful. I’ve been an Arsenal fan for nearly 20 years now, and I refuse to buy any team merch solely because I don’t want Kroenke to profit off of me ( directly at least... I still watch the games on TV ).

Thank you for saying this! My friend’s husband left her and their three kids after having an affair with a girl who posts a new profile picture of herself every day. Front seat, head tilted, from an angle elevated and to the right. Same fucking pose every fucking day. And she’s...not that cute...kinda looks like Alice…

Reminder: no matter how hot you think you look or your friends tell you that you look, if you post bathroom mirror selfies or selfies from the front seat of your car (the two saddest, lamest selfies on the internet), you have already lost.

You mean this one?

To be fair, that could be any English child. They all kinda look like a young Harry Kane.

As a Spurs fan, I can confirm at the very least that I would be insufferable if Tottenham won the league.