Tribe fans found Merritt’s wedding registry during the game, and started purchasing items for him and his fiance!

I am not saying this for hyperbole. We have some of the dumbest sports fans in the country. I blame the losing. But still.

Cleveland sports fans are incredibly idiotic.

Have a star for Little Chubby

“and if we get an Indians v Cubs World Series, the think pieces will be unbearable.”

Counterpoint: No.

With his record, he’d probably get England relegated.

it’s like we’re the same person. i picked up some excellent Canvas items in a Sears a while back. Pretty much everything was on sale. Got an OCBD and a baseball-style jacket for nothing. Now it’s flicking through J Crew’s endless sales.

Bill James has his through 24 career matching up with Tom Seaver, but with double the K’s. Tom fucking Seaver, but more dynamic. That is HIGH praise. Jose Fernandez will forever be my generations greatest “what if?” question.

He embodied joy. He played happy, he lived happy, he made others happy. He got it long before most of us truly get it.

“The Best Scouts in Baseball” are obviously the kids in BSA Troop 637 right outside St. Louis.

He only had a year left on his contract, less than that now (it runs out in May or June). Why would a team want to throw out 20 million or however many pounds for him when they can sign him for free in 9 months?

Siouxsie & The Banshees - Kiss Them For Me

I will stick with cheaper, less-messy trucker speed.

I’m going to argue that The Fugitive is the best Chicago Movie of recent times. The Blues Brothers is not as good as you remember it; The Dark Knight is incredible but, while filmed largely in Chicago, takes place in “Gotham”. The only John Hughes film that counts, and the only alternative I’ll accept, is Ferris…

Well, of course, because breasts are the most important of the lady parts! The other ones they don't want to think about, unless they're writing some sort of legislation or posing for a PSA that tells the laydeez what they can and can't do with these unsexy parts like uteruses and stuff.

Yeah, Komen is one of the worst cancer “charities” in the world. There are many legit cancer charities but Komen is not one of them.

Can you write an adequte man post about dominoes, because I have only played with pale folk and it’s not very fun.