I bet he still believes in God, though.

As an angsty, basement bound teen in the early cable TV age, this was my proper intro to Motörhead, and still one of my favorite batshit insane TV show/songs to this day.

If Dave Grohl said that, it’s because he’s quoting Lemmy, who said it in the 70’s.

Rickey and I share this birthday. Often, when I give my ID to religions clerks they will say something like “Someone very special was born that day.”

Blocked, banned, reported to The Hague

When Arsenal win tomorrow and Bayern destory Zagreb, if you would kindly not refer to yourself as an Arsenal fan again after this, it would be greatly appreciated

“So doing coke off an underaged hooker’s tits isn’t good enough?”

GOAT and 1st ballot HoF, right there.

Forget who I was discussing this with last week but here is Allen Toussaint’s second line.

You’re more likely to be killed by some disaffected white boy with a gun than a Muslim. BTW, you’re not very likely to be killed by either.

<jaw drop>

Sorry - I couldn’t even read this article yet - hell I know this has nothing to do with the article - but I had to stop and comment on this first quote: “Full disclosure: I’m a teacher, and get numerous long weekends and extended breaks.“ Joe WTF do you teach and grade level? Look I’m sure Joe is a nice guy - he…

Piers Goddamn Morgan (Arsenal), because having the most wanted terrorist on the planet wasn’t enough for my team...

The fact that you did not include Butterfinger is offensive.

The least the officials could do is say “I apologize.”

I imagine Sparty is Hardly Getting Over It.

State fans are never talking to you again.

Hüsker Dön’t