If you want things the way your mother (or any of your other family members) made them, just do it yourself.

Has anyone in this Kinja ever even seen a chicken?

Sidewalks for regular walkin’, not for fancy walkin’.

Yeah, like the guy in the $4000 suit is going to ride a razor scooter. Come on!

I stopped watching PG when the news came out that the Andelmans were awful to the host at Grill 23, but I had been to a few of the places they’ve featured, and they were all good.

Barbecue is a cooking process.
A cookout is a gathering where barbecued or (more than likely) grilled meats are consumed.

Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser

I think the Stones is a solid answer, and probably the right answer. But what about The Who? And dark horse choice: The Jam.

Hot take: the pizza isn’t the best thing on the menu at Santarpios. It’s all about the lamb or sausage skewers.

Good to see her back on her feet after Kramer took all the silica packets out of her merchandise.

Every kid around my age from Cleveland can imitate that stance.

CTRL- F: Julio Franco not found.

A+ for the “Italian bread pie whilst supine” line

Baseball, especially pitching changes, without a manager would be chaos. Look at how badly Kapler screwed up a pitching change, and that’s a huge part of his job description.

Come sweet death, one last caress.

If Votto can do this to Zack Hample, he should go directly to the HoF. Skip the ballot.

Guarantee it was not about playing the game the right way.