Or, like 50 years, in the case of the river burning.

Duane Kuiper. When you’re a small middle infielder who can’t hit, you find your heroes in strange places. Also, those Indian teams were bad.

But if Terry Francona and his team have the secret to beating the best pitcher in baseball, they’re being coy about it.

Even a blind 1st baseman finds the ball once in a while. Well, twice last night.

The Jake has some great views, especially in the lower bowl.

no, this guy

Fucking Quintana, that creep can roll, man.

It was Manning.

At the same time, Keuchel faced Tomlin and not Kluber, which if all things play out correctly is the matchup we’d get in the playoffs. The Indians have been underwhelming this year, and the Astros are pretty incredible. The 1-5 is all I have to hang my hat on rn. Well, that and Jose Ramirez current tear.

* Astros 1-5 vs Indians this season.

Speed, power, fielding, contact. A cannon for an arm. ONE MAN FIVE TOOLS

I still say they should build it at Wonderland where the dog track was/ is.

Is that a sectional?

Thanks to this article I found out I am blocked on twitter by Zack Hample. Must have happened during the military game fiasco, and there’s been no reason to think about him since then.

+1 Mitch Cumsteen

Hawks can be jerks, man.

I recently saw a guy wearing a #sparkle shirt, and was a little over-exuberant in telling him nice shirt. Hopefully he understood how much #want I was displaying.

Shout out to the greatest baseball podcast of all time, Up and In. RIP KG, RIP Professor Parks

The only issue I ever had was one eye doctor refused to do a pupillary distance for me for free, because they knew I was going to buy my glasses elsewhere. They wanted to charge me $50 (on top of my eye exam) to do what takes less than 30 seconds to do.