Came for bat flips and ceremonial first pitches. Only got the bat flips.

This times infinity.

The onion.

The Carolinas: Where they take pride in flying the flag of a failed nation who challenged and lost to the US.

who did it better?

Trashdick

I used to swear by Levi’s 501 STF, but in the past few years their quality control has become shit and the sizing is all over the place.

I used to swear by Levi’s 501 STF, but in the past few years their quality control has become shit and the sizing is…

Baldwin Henley:

Baldwin Henley:

Oh for fucks sake. Why did I go look at that?

Multiplying by 11: Write first number, add the two, then write the last number.

TGSTEL

I forgot about this. Good call.

Taylor Negron basically made a career of making cameos (you say bit part, I say cameo), making him the greatest cameo actor of all time. Mr Pizza Guy in Fast Times, the mail man in Better Off Dead, the gas guy in One Crazy Summer, the clerk in Rivers Edge, and Elaines hairdresser in the Smelly Car ep of Seinfeld. His…

Well, the brilliant people of Ohio spell theirs Wooster. But that accent could only come from a Masshole.

This joke is good enough that I’ll excuse the spelling.

The one where Michelle has B’s coat on, that is the definition of sweetness.

exhibit b

exhibit a