1994: Tony Gwynn had 16 IBB

Izzy Alcantara knows what’s up.

Ichiro didn’t walk enough to hit .400, nor did Gwynn.

It’s all fun and games until you drop your phone into the toilet. Which I did last Friday. Which begs the question: what is the proper etiquette when going to the genius bar with your pee phone? I told the guy helping me right off the bat “word of warning, this phone was in the toilet” although I didn’t say anything…

Was Rachel Dolezal able to be reached for comment?

He spells it with a G... and an I

I’d like to believe Side Two refers to side 2 of Black Flag’s My War, and am so glad he didn’t pick that, forever ruining My War for me.

That should be his card every year.

I love this angle

KRAMER: Mr. O’Neill?

Trump just secured the Masshole vote. Who am I kidding? He already had it.

I think Dier has to get the yellow there. The only reason Hector didn’t get the second was Dier’s not getting that call.

It just looked like a Scorsese ripoff from the trailer.

I don’t get what the big deal about him is period. The Fighter was good, but him being a genius? Please.

When was the last time that Darren Rovell wasn’t the most insufferable of all the people mentioned in an article?

But what does Ja’mie think about all of this?

When King George VI came to the states in 1940, FDR served hot dogs at a picnic. I can’t tell if the current Queen was present, but the then King and Queen were offered them.

I didn’t get a Pahrump outta that guy.