So one day at work we got take out for lunch and as soon as I finished I realized something was off, and knew I was in for some digestive adventures. Finished the day at work and got on the T to go home. As my commute continued, I felt worse and worse. The prospect of making it home to vomit in the comfort of my own…

Ohio State is tOSU

Black James Bond follows the Arsenal over land and sea (AND LEICESTER!)

The greatest three word phrase in the English language: BREAKFAST ALL DAY.

I don't care. I still love her.

Niklas Bendtner tried to have sex with a cab

The real harassment was her having to get the bronzer between those few strands of hair in Berman’s combover.

I don't know if it's true, but the story was Steve lived in the condos above Tower. Also. Sorry you had to work at tower. That place was always a shitshow.

I used to see Steven Tyler at the Symphony B&C/ Whole Foods in the late 90s/ early 2000s. He always shopped by himself and always had weird tights on. Also he's tiny as fuck.

Those are the same people who have never taught and think they know what’s wrong with education.

I’m not saying I never bitch about students, but the tone of his story makes me think this wasn’t an isolated incident.

Lightening noun, Medicine/Medical 1. the descent of the uterus into the pelvic cavity, occurring toward the end of pregnancy, changing the contour of the abdomen and facilitating breathing by lessening pressure under the diaphragm.

This is what I don’t get. No one cares about the League Cup, and Arsene has historically made a Cup roster with many young players and unflinchingly stuck with it. So why were Theo, Olivier, Ox, etc even available for the Wednesday match? At the very least Ox should have been rested with the Ramsey injury. At least…

I guess he got bored with screaming at teenagers/ young adults.

Apparently the college also didn’t tell Jim Gleeson that if you hate kids you shouldn’t teach.

Frank Thomas: has fewer World Series wins than every current Mets player.

You can’t blame Shapiro for not spending in Cleveland. When the Dolan’s bought the club, they switched from the spending ways of Dick Jacobs and slashed payroll. Remember that Shapiro made the Colon trade for Cliff Lee, Brandon Phillips, and Grady Sizemore.

I switched to Uniqlo when a) they came to my area and b) Lands End Canvas went belly up (I love my LE Canvas oxfords)