Seems like a freak accident though. No card or even a foul given. (from what I read, not watching it)

Does it do this from all of Spotify, or just from your saved music? Because I’ve seen some of the music Spotify recommends to me and the thought of running to that is not intriguing.

So you need to be able to hold, but not get called for holding. Got it.

Serious question: how badly does a D Lineman need fingers?

I always wonder if he's related to Glenn Danzig (née Anzalone)

“I can’t imagine this happening to an indie-rock band—maybe hardcore punk, or maybe rap.”

Cheerleader was hired because she had a lot of energy. Cheerleader was found to be judgmental.

the love child of Fred Armisen and Babu Bhatt

Is “we’ve never had a cellphone” the new “I don’t have a tv”?

I’ll decide my vote after I see Bernie Sanders do the stanky leg.

so they go from fucking extras to being fucking extras

Apparently there’s a fine line between being a historian and cosplay.

“I would not grant her the rights to use Charmin! C’mom Mike, you are not The Donald but you can do better than that -See Ya really SoooooooonnnnnnN!!!!!!,” they added.

Since the NFL couldn’t punish him for cheating at work, maybe they’ll expand their search to see if he’s cheating in any other aspect of his life.

Imagine if Ernie Adams used his superpowers for good instead of helping the Patriots win.

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Surely the dang east coast libruls with their fancy booklearnin’ ruined the Kickstarter thing. But I’m sure the bigots will figure how to get her some loot.

She’ll make more money from the ensuing Kickstarter campaign.

Too street, eh?

Let’s be honest. No slice of pizza sold inside of Fenway Park should be considered good. Throwing it was the best thing that could have been done with it.