Is “we’ve never had a cellphone” the new “I don’t have a tv”?

I’ll decide my vote after I see Bernie Sanders do the stanky leg.

so they go from fucking extras to being fucking extras

Apparently there’s a fine line between being a historian and cosplay.

“I would not grant her the rights to use Charmin! C’mom Mike, you are not The Donald but you can do better than that -See Ya really SoooooooonnnnnnN!!!!!!,” they added.

Since the NFL couldn’t punish him for cheating at work, maybe they’ll expand their search to see if he’s cheating in any other aspect of his life.

Imagine if Ernie Adams used his superpowers for good instead of helping the Patriots win.

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Surely the dang east coast libruls with their fancy booklearnin’ ruined the Kickstarter thing. But I’m sure the bigots will figure how to get her some loot.

She’ll make more money from the ensuing Kickstarter campaign.

Too street, eh?

Let’s be honest. No slice of pizza sold inside of Fenway Park should be considered good. Throwing it was the best thing that could have been done with it.

you spoke too soon

I had dinner with Andres Cantor once, and although I’m not surprised he’s soft spoken, he was really soft spoken. Also, I didn’t bring up soccer because I didn’t want him to be bothered. And my Latino students love Cantor, and also love to complain about English announcers.

It’s as if no one even cares about the US Flag Code anymore.

Wait until he finds about the money that can be made as a “good christian” vlogger.

Why is it that all train hoppers have dogs?

It took me over an hour to read today’s BCO because each entry was making me so angry.

I said something to this effect in the original BCO post, but whoever gave him the sharpie anc cup in the first place just enabled his outrageous order. Someone should say “if you can’t vocalize your order, we can’t make it, and we can’t ring it up.” Or ask fro exactly what he said to ring it up as. Scratch that-0 go…

My dad always ordered them with grilled banana peppers, it’s all I’ve ever known. (this goes back to the old days when the stores were all brown yellow and orange)