I liked it better when people with nannies didn’t want to get neck tattoos.

WEST: (leaving) Well, enjoy the game. (beat — to Elaine) I think you better take off that Orioles cap.

It started with 8.3, and Apple support was totally worthless on trying to fix it.

I won’t say that Ebay and sites like Discogs have ruined record collecting, but they sure have changed it. Digging and finding rare records is so seldom now that shops have an online presence and know they can get top dollar. It’s different than going into a store and seeing something rare “on the wall.”
But in all…

I’m not even all that mad about Joe Table. It’s the trash that has come after him that has us asking for the lube.

Morrissey is Spiderman now?

When Chris Perez is your closer, you don’t get lube before the bullpen fucks you.

Just thinking of Amys Baking Company failing gives me so much joy.

I once saw a woman on the Red Line in Boston eating sunflower seeds and throwing the spent shells from her mouth on the floor of the car.

a native podcast app that doesn’t crash constantly (like it has since 8.3 was rolled out)

But here the miso is the only thing burning, as the butter is added later. You could probably try a butter sub, but it won’t have that je ne sais quoi that you get from butter (and if you’re vegan, haven’t experienced in a while so it won’t matter)

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

Everyone should lust for the Le Crueset dutch oven, but if you are on a budget, the Martha Stewart line from Macy’s is a good substitute.

I host a pub trivia night on the side, and aside from the easy money, it makes me be less socially awkward because I have to engage strangers on a regular basis.

Like you wouldn’t hug Olivier Giroud if you had the chance.

Tell Don Draper that we’ve found Diana Bower

So I guess Mike Huckabee really doesn’t want to be president?

I’m going to give this to my students that come and ask me about joining the military.

this Funbag is weird

with a hipster mother that regrets that decision now because #teamkimgordon