WEST: (leaving) Well, enjoy the game. (beat — to Elaine) I think you better take off that Orioles cap.

I’m not even all that mad about Joe Table. It’s the trash that has come after him that has us asking for the lube.

Morrissey is Spiderman now?

When Chris Perez is your closer, you don’t get lube before the bullpen fucks you.

Just thinking of Amys Baking Company failing gives me so much joy.

But here the miso is the only thing burning, as the butter is added later. You could probably try a butter sub, but it won’t have that je ne sais quoi that you get from butter (and if you’re vegan, haven’t experienced in a while so it won’t matter)

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

Everyone should lust for the Le Crueset dutch oven, but if you are on a budget, the Martha Stewart line from Macy’s is a good substitute.

I host a pub trivia night on the side, and aside from the easy money, it makes me be less socially awkward because I have to engage strangers on a regular basis.

Like you wouldn’t hug Olivier Giroud if you had the chance.

Tell Don Draper that we’ve found Diana Bower

So I guess Mike Huckabee really doesn’t want to be president?

I’m going to give this to my students that come and ask me about joining the military.

this Funbag is weird

with a hipster mother that regrets that decision now because #teamkimgordon

I was so psyched when Don replied “What?” when the woman asked him if he was on something after the Peggy call because it was such a classic Don Draper “what?”

I yelled that at the bar where we were watching. No one was amused.

And now we know Dan Shaughnessy’s screen name.

I know this is getting into tinfoil hat territory, but does anyone else think Goodell came down so hard on the Pats to show Bill Simmons just how much authority he has?

she seems nice