Yeah I only ever encountered it as a cliché/joke on tv...

I’m a bernie supporter and it does my fucking head in that anyone wouldn’t vote for HRC if she wins. Have to clench fists and shove them in my pockets or just walk away and chain smoke. She’s a fantastic candidate, I just happen to be a socialist.

I really, really want the “Trump is a false flag for the Clinton campaign” conspiracy to be true.

Yes, tell me some more, SUSAN, why progressives who are upset if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination should vote Trump or stay home. Oh wait, how bout instead you just go fuck yourself.

Gen X definitely WERE NOT WAITING to fuck.

I heard the cow thing exactly once when I was young, and I replied, “yeah, but would you ever buy a car without test driving it?” I mean, metaphors are metaphors.

52 years old, had a 4v(< buddy as a teenager, knew I was not interested in a relationship with that dude. Reject the notion that I am an anomaly—

Right. Which implies that the girl will catch feelings and the guy won’t.

but Katie’s issues with the nudity are rooted in that she doesn’t trust her fiancé to handle himself appropriately in the situation. so instead of reflecting on that and either a) leaving Tom or b) working on her relationship she c) takes it out on the fun-loving gal who just wants to swim free.

Everyone including Lisa’s swans.

Americans...y’all are so freaked out my bodies.

Are you kidding me? A whited out Tupac onesie? She looks like an even more clueless, version of Miley Cyrus circa 2013. Just throw a Native American head dress on her and she’s ready to roll lol

So you’re outraged to find out that government employees sometimes go on conferences to keep them up to date with developments in their field and to network with their equivalents in other parts of the country to share information and experience? THAT’s what you’re getting upset about?

Had LASEK for serious myopia and very minor astigmatism (at least in comparison to the nearsightedness). Life changing. It’s your eyesight, so definitely do your research as to the most reputable person around.

And here’s the youtube version from the Oregonian, for those (like me) who can’t use MSNBC’s shitty flash player:

I did it, and so have a bunch of my friends. 5 years later & my eyesight is still great. Definitely find a reputable doctor if yr worried about astigmatism. I paid extra to go to a local eye hospital & I'm glad I did. It cost more but it was worth it to me to make sure it was done right.

I almost hate it when Yoko makes sense. Honestly, her tweets are some of the best part of the internet for me.

so if a dog doesn’t like you, you’re literally worse than Hitler

I was there! It was a standard sparrow, and it was adorable, and I keep accidentally saying Birdie Sanders since.

That was Salem, Portland’s ghetto sister.