My church’s Youth Group leader loves it and shows it to the high school students to scare them away from the sin of pre-marital sexual intercourse.

I never understood why people wanted swashbuckling Luke, honestly. Because from a narrative standpoint, every option would suck. Because either:

In keeping with the film’s DIY aesthetic, cast and crew were paid with a new cryptocurrency the director dubbed “Soderbucks.”

I really wish this headline had emphasized that this was a commercial. But then again, the new AVClub is all about clickbait.

Gremlins 2 pitch meeting

If you watch the prequels (which I know isn’t something most people want to take as canon or anything, but it’s all I have having not read the books), at least based on Obi-Wan’s actions, it seems Jedis mostly just act on instinct with no plan, relying on their skills to get them through things. Like, someone tries to…

Probably, with the difference being that now someone needs to call CPS.

I mean the stuff with the severed arm was funny. If the movie had just been a Red Dwarf/Event Horizon style film it probably would have been awesome.

That question could also have ended after the first four words

Series of poor life decisions made in this video:

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

On the one hand - rushing headlong into a dystopian hellscape where all economic activity is controlled by one company, a company which exerts total control over all world governments and every aspect of our lives.

Lucky for him, it becomes guaranteed when the owners put him on the Intellectually Unable to Perform (IUP) list.

And an aftershow!

The kids should’ve started singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The old guy would’ve been forced to either remove his hat, stand at attention, and fall off the bus and get run over, or disrespect veterans.

He was just trying to direct deliver the NRA’s message that if these kids were all armed then they wouldn’t have had to be afraid of this man because they could’ve all just shot at him instead.

This can only mean one thing, Harvey Weinstein will be the next president of the United States.

“Games I have nostalgia for, and games that I don’t.”

You don’t have to tell me. Every time I see Tom Cruise, I think: “Yep, that’s a real bottom right there.”

If you’re saying that Fred Armisen did a better Obama than Jay Pharoah, you’re right, nobody is going to agree with you.