I'm going to reserve my outrage for a few days until we get the inevitable "It was a prank/fake/viral marketing" announcement.

I tried to get birth control in Texas. The end.

Several years back, we got a rescue pup. Now rescue pup (RP) had a tendency to bark for attention, never sat still and was 100% fearless (no, seriously. He tried to make friends with a working lawnmower. Fucking fearless). Right around the time RP turned one, he still was fearless, barked for attention and had…

I have two stories, but I'll type the shorter one for now.

I posted this earlier. I hope you guys enjoy it.