Does Reagan’s tragic reelection count? If not it’s the Challenger explosion.

They’re both wrong. Neither Lebron or Durant did anything wrong. The only thing close to correct here is that both moves are slightly similar. So this is like one of those terrible boxing matches where no one lands a significant punch and Chris Broussard wins on points.

Eh. If you’re the only one on the road that’s fine. Otherwise, your overconfidence would be a danger to yourself and others. Keep up the good work sticking with the safer option!

I feel you, but you won’t get tickets driving the speed limit or slightly above.

Why?

Question: do you ever drive like the charged in this case?

This. The Mariners were the only team, at the time, privy to this info and it was eating them up inside.

Most lists on Deadspin include the entry “being hit by a car.” I don’t know why this list didn’t.

The second amendment doesn’t kill people, guns kill people.

At the risk of stating the obvious, sometimes it’s the signings you don’t make that make a good GM.

I live in Atlanta. Driving in Buckhead (wealthier part of town in north Atlanta) I see a LOT of Trump abd MAGA bumper stickers on mom SUVs and Rovers and some Benzes and Beamers. Rich idiots are totally on board.

No. He was just... drunk. That is pretty much the extent of his explanation. Not blackout. When Brock is drunk, he loses all self-control and is forced to rape.

This couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of Newt Gingrich voters*

This is why I never try or hustle when I play basketball. I could totally hurt someone!

SABMiller, owner of the Miller Brewing Company, perhaps.

The article is updated. How are you missing this? Or are you asking for omniscience?

There’s not reporting relevant information and then there’s updating the article when the relevant information becomes available. The latter happened with this article.

First Google result for “88 Hitler” (other than 88 Wikipedia page):

That is very harsh.

Don’t feel too bad. I got confused when they wrote “Colts Won’t Chuck Pagano.” We’re not dumb! Just slow sometimes.