Here’s the problem: college football is, aesthetically, an ugly game. I hope the NFL adapts in a way that doesn’t compromise the beauty and complexity of the game.

“I love being in continent!”

Atlanta, Georgia checking in. I’ve only had the Reuben flavor. They are quite good. I don’t see where trying to duplicate a corned beef flavor would have necessarily been a wise idea.*

As you probably know, Deadspin’s original name was Bostonsucks. But that was a little too on the nose.

This needs way more love. Cuz the comma makes it.

Yeah, okay, but, here’s the thing: as far as I know, the Star Trek Enterprise was never confronted by a space monster who almost ate their ship. Why would that even be something to.portray? So I still gotta think this was a backdoor way to get some fellatio action on teevee.

The comment you are replying to is a joke. The N-word, in this case, is neutral...

it’s really more of an accumulation of hits and not just this last one

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We’ll see if those kids are good patsies or if they rat out their coach.

He has found a good reason, hasn’t he? This would seem to be an orchestrated piece of business and a very short walk to coach-sanctioned. If the coach wasn’t expecting his players to do that, why would he leave one of them in?

Mr. Burke, as the first person to suggest that it seemed like the comment by a district official suggested that the district might be looking to blame the ref, I don’t understand why I’m still grey. How do I get out of the greys? I contribute to the conversation, yet lack of exposure marginalizes me. Help me out,…

It’s not proven or anything and the kids will probably cover for the coach, but c’mon, this has head coach written all over it.

But a bad call wouldn’t excuse the assault. It could be the worst call ever and it wouldn’t justify what these kids did.

“The question of what instigated that is what we’re trying to figure out,” Laing said.

“This is the only fanbase that confuses pragmatism for not being a real fucking fan.”

I’ve only had the reuben ones. They are impressively accurate and very excellent.

The manager or owner won’t ask you to quiet down unless there is a very good reason

Because, in this case, it wasn’t shitty service. Servers make slightly more than $2 an hour in wages. It’s a shitty system, but there it is. Don’t be an ass, tip.

I’m shocked by all this bell pepper hate.