Admittedly, I haven’t watched much baseball in the last 15-20 years, but I could swear Delino Deshields should be long retired by now.

Genius! It just never stops with you. Is there no end to your creativity?

Yeah, because you wouldn’t want to do anything to stop this BS.

Haha, no, no one “fails to realize” it. No one can realize it because inane bullshit.

If that’s so then why do the insurrectionists need guns? Just get the military. No guns necessary.

But guerrilla warfare just destroys everything. It’s no way to live and it’s no way to build a country. Why would we want that? Why would the founders want that?

Yer so funny! How’d ya get so funny? Was it your dad? Maybe you were born with it? Maybe you learned. Either way you’re obviously a genius, some kind of comedy savant. To make the hot take joke, but you changed it to scalding! Well that... that just... it’s just utterly an amazing bit of inventiveness. No one could…

It actually is pretty excellent.

The anachronism argument is just not nearly as compelling as realizing the actual amendment doesn’t say what the gun fetishists claim it does. It’s plainly in front of our eyes!

Three things: the Constitution in no way guarantees a civilian’s unlimited right to bear arms. That’s a made up fantasy of gun fetishists

Baylor took a chance on a man they knew had a proclivity for violent abuse. They hoped he wouldn’t act on it and that he’d help them win football games. When what they’d been warned about happened they screwed over the victim and prepared for Ukwuachu’s acquittal.

I need for you to go back and read everything again, please.

You are, truly, a moron

Just telling the truth. You Conservatives are admirably disingenuous. Or telling yourself big lies.

I think Deadspin has a pretty reality-based perspective. If you see a bias in their perspective then that says a lot more about you and your biases than theirs. Perhaps your outlook isn’t as realistic as you have been led to believe.

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Great song, great band, great video

By all accounts, Ukwuachu was a very talented player. Major football programs like very talented players and, in all cases, bend over backwards to keep them. Art Briles definitely knows this. If there was any way Boise State could have kept this very talented player, they would have. That they didn’t, that he was…

This is good, but it’s no “dog loves box”

I feel like the Portis/Choo Choo thing may be because kids frequently feel odd when they get a lot of attention. Which is why the other iterations (unless you count Lil B as a Martian) really don’t make sense.