It’s amazing and don’t worry about your hipster bonafides.

If you pay attention to literature you should absolutely know who he is. He would have been 53 this year and he’s probably the most famous author in a ten year age range. Maybe on a level with Zadie Smith. Not as popular as, say, Jonathan Franzen, but more widely admired, maybe.

Actually no, it’s Georgia vs. Alabama vs. Florida. Water Wars

I walked into the same thing at my gym once. I nearly vomited. The worst part was, though, that after I reported it I was asked if I did it. I was indignant. How could you think I could do that? And why would I report it? It makes me agitated to this day.

IDGI, in one breath you say you don’t like him, then you call him the anti-Jeter and then you go back to saying you don’t like him. Make up your mind, man!

Fuuuuuck you, scumbag.

+Apollo 13

So you can enjoy the humor in the comment:

Good job being a douche to someone who was completely in the right. You’re having just the best day today!

I recommend all women in Tallahassee stay in bars until players are barred from leaving the practice facility.

She absolutely meant it! She just also called you a fuck up in the nicest way possible.

Not always, but it can have a bemused edge to it when spoken by a (usually older) intelligent southern female who has seen someone fuck up.

Nope

I think Ariel Pink’s music is pretty boring. But a lot of my friends think he’s great. He brings them joy and it doesn’t matter that I don’t think it’s very good. What I’m saying here is this thing you don’t like that is beloved by so many, the number of people who care that you don’t like it is minuscule. And of that…

Well you started it, but yeah, tighter gun control is common sense and completely necessary.

So the sainthood ceremony takes place when?

Oof, you’re weak. Playing yourself over and over

you should strongly consider killing yourself. or mustering up the courage to kill yourself. come on, you know you want to

you should consider exiting this mortal plane