This is like Grizz and Dot Com playing basketball with Tracy Jordan

best vanity plate ever. And so true!

"How did your body respond to what you did last week with the groin and everything how did you come out of that?"

"Oh yeah, baby, that's all lies. I'm suing that blogger for slander. Got my lawyers on it right now."

The problem with Mariah Carey is that, despite all her outlandish ability, she's always been a terrible singer. People confuse range and melisma with quality.

The best part was the reporter laughing at her misfortune

The guy in the Green jersey should definitely be in prison.

No. The guy in the Green jersey had no business doing that. It was a sucker punch. He's a coward.

Seems not to have happened? What fantasy world are you living in?

"Christians"

The problem with this hot take is that Tebow cannot play quarterback in the NFL. He was truly atrocious. I wonder if you might have some motivation outside of objective reality to be such a Tebow supporter.

Divey on-duty rock clubs are the best. Attractive, young yet unpretentious and generally calm people. People at these places know what's up musically (they might be called hipsters because of this) and can hold intelligent conversations while drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

If I had a doctorate, yer damn right I'd be called doctor. That's why you get one, right?

Is this real?

Oh God

This is nonsensical.

That would be amazing on a number of levels. Also, I don't believe there is a moral issue there. Point taken though.

Seriously, don't.

No pics or filming at the gym! Sacred covenant!

That announcer might be asleep