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...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.

I started watching some show about the Costa Concordia one time and had to turn it off after like 7 minutes because the people they were interviewing were so dumb. One couple was like, “We didn’t pay attention to the safety demonstration because the boat sinking is the last thing you think would happen when you’re on

Theory: This whole thing is a scam cooked up by TLC to generate buzz for Say Yes to the Dress and up their viewership numbers.

THEY ARE SO TACKY! Who on earth wants a rhinestone-encrusted mesh corset with an aggressively shiny hoop skirt? You know that famous Dolly Parton (all hail Dolly, I love her so) quote, “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap”? Well ...

I am reminded of an interview I saw with a newly wed couple who was on the Costa Concordia when it sank. The bride was in total disbelief that something terrible would dare happen on their honeymoon. Yes, because the true tragedy of people drowning in a preventable boating accident is how it impacted your honeymoon.

Dear Bride,

Right? I’m not sure I understand the show’s motives, here.

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

I’ve always been pretty good with spice but I also know my limits. When I was at a chicken joint and some college kid was doing some “spice” challenge, where he spent several minutes rocking back and forth before getting up and attempting to walk around his table, then vomiting and openly crying...I knew it was good

But did you finally give in and put the toilet paper in the freezer?

They did have someone report on the nature of memory and why it’s possible that retelling of events from 10+ years ago may be skewed.

I watched the 70 minute live blog of the judge’s acquittal and he also said that how a victim behaves after an attack is not on trial here... and then proceeded to discredit the victims

It comes down to the prosecution not presenting their case well enough, and part of that is the truthfulness and reliability of the witnesses. ‘

Another one on a redemption tour. Let’s hope she has more luck with it than Bieber. So far he’s winning musically. Sorry, Love Yourself and What Do You Mean? are all way better than Azillion and Team. But people are feeling bad about ragging on her after she said she was suicidal, so they’re acting like Team is super

Don’t know offhand, but maybe it’s a good thing that the 4th woman goes separately. Maybe the judge in that case will deem her “a good enough victim”. I’d rage, but reading the verdict livestream just left me feeling sapped. Why should we even bother reporting? It doesn’t seem to matter what we do. Justice is rarely

I wish they felt supported enough to be completely forthcoming. The Crown could have easily brought expert witnesses to explain why the women's behaviour afterwards in contacting him was not unusual. I feel like the judge actually believed them but his hands were tied because they lied on the witness stand. And if you

Wow. It took me way too long to realize this is a gif and not just a really terrifying still image :|

I’d just like to interject a small hint. I got it from a woman who wrote a column that the Kalamazoo Gazette ran for a few years... anyway her idea about browning burger. was to heat the cast iron skillet.. get it pretty darn hot.. sprinkle a good amount of salt on there, and while it’s really hot.. put the mound of

Well. If you decide to write about chili, you better be ready for controversy. I'm amazed that the biggest blowout was over your casual reference to "Cincinnati" chili. I thought for sure your endorsement of the kidney bean would be the spark for a major conflagration. I am a beans-in-my-chili type and will take up

When I make chili I don't even use a recipe. I just buy whatever I want when I'm at the store, throw it in a pot and cook it (well, there's a little more to it than that, but that's the jist of it). Once the meat, beans, onions, peppers and diced tomatos are all simmering in beer together, I just keep adding hot stuff