Only if you’ve first drank holy water from the Holy Grail

You might want to read more carefully.

You might want to read more carefully.

learn eight things never to do with “your” camera.

Sorry, Patrick, but these tips will not make you a better photographer.

These are pretty much useless crap, outside of the belt which could be useful in a pinch.

“artsy” is generous, frankly. Those are all nonsense.

Shareholders and laymen would rather hear the larger number, I assume.

your buddy’s Mustang will always be slower then my “Chevelle I used to have in the 70's”

on the other hand, the most overated power output is any civic with a “cold” air intake and an exhaust. the “gentleman’s agreement” here is that in combination these add 50+ horsepowers

Until you provide them for free and not make people take a day off work, travel 40 miles to the nearest country court house, and pay $50 or more for it. Then the Republicans “loose” their minds.

To be fair, you call California ‘Cali’, so I don’t blame them for the suspicion.

This is the only supercar I’ve seen so far today, congrats.

Well done, sir.

Does it come with a copy of The Game and a can of Monster?

Because it’s so interesting?

Sniff some nitrogen oxides, the kind with one nitrogen and then however many oxygen you care to name. Once the dangerous drop in blood pressure is finished, come talk about harmless. VW went out of there way to commit fraud.

You don’t care about the consequences of an action unless someone literally DIES?

Quit crying and give me a Power 10

What are your split times? I don’t usually need to do 30 SPM to get my heart rate up. Usually I’m right around 23-24 SPM with a 1:45 split and heart rate is maxed.

Sure, you start out on a rowing machine, then before you know it, you’re out before dawn on a nearly-frozen lake gasping for breath while a short woman screams at you.