I don’t want to call her a hateful bitch but...

That would not be an issue with Nerf guns. Or bubble guns. Or water pistols. Or the ones with a little flag that says, “Bang!”

it is NOT rational to assume there is a risk of being shot dead just by being in a room with a gun.

that is a bizarre assertion.

You are using and spelling words correctly so you’re not a Trump supporter, but you are still illogical. So...Jill Stein or Gary Johnson?

This is exactly why I stay the fuck away from people with guns - they repeatedly demonstrate they are absolutely incapable of following the most basic safety procedures.

I was raised by a gun collector and grew up hunting, so I am quite familiar with guns. And if you were quite familiar with guns, you would always ALWAYS be wary of a loaded gun in any situation. And you would always ALWAYS assume a gun is loaded unless you just unloaded it (including clearing the the one in the…

Quick question: are you quoting my wife or my performance review?

Kinda. If you’re in Florida and willingly attend these things, you have to be quite dumb to NOT think that something is going to go wrong. Something always goes wrong because it’s fucking Florida.

I guess A-Rod just took a long look in the mirror, realized he was done, kissed the mirror, and decided to retire.

People always hate the poor. That doesn’t make murdering them OK. You sound like the people who justified the murders of Trayvon Martin and Tamir Rice because they were imperfect people from imperfect families.

It’s not being irresponsible. The fact is, being poor is expensive. Late fees, usury interest rates, inefficient spending, transportation issues. Everything is harder and costs more. Living paycheck to paycheck is terrifying. Dan Gilbert is just the tip of the iceberg.

Then he found out the teen is represented by the law firm Stef and Curry.

No matter. Francisco and Jose are not long for Donald Trump’s America.

I think I would go Vikings over the Dolphins. For one in my lifetime it is definitely the Wisconsin-Duke game.

Kris jenkins misses the buzzer besting shot and it goes ot

It might have been the greatest championship moment of any level of any sport. Between the shot itself and the historical differences between the two teams, I can’t imagine anything else like it.

Such a bad pick by Shea. Why give a title to one of the worst teams to ever make the Finals?

Carolina over Villanova.

Little do you know, he made that kick, but giants fans from the future invented a time machine after seeing a deadspin article about changing a last minute play and went back and distracted him.

The real question here is: Did he want to cut off Gifford's Slauson?