If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I hope he beats this 

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

Jeep: “I’m sure he is coming back to rescue me soon, but I hope he hurries, this snow is getting deep”
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3 months later: “He must have gotten stuck himself, it’s ok, Ill be strong, conserve my battery, and do my best to hold up all this weight”
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6 months later: “He came back! I hollered as loud as I could and he heard…

What you did there, I see it.

Dear Penthouse,

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

I hope the discount was worth....

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

“This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?”
Obviously no. Sleeping with your child is the absolute worst and parents who can (or pretend they can) co-sleep are actually swamp monsters sent to infiltrate and try to ruin American parentage by making normal…

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

Alex

Wow, the winner saw his opening and just Balew by them both.