If the new series doesn’t work well, they can always come back with Pope Classic

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

Don’t touch them unless you’re going to hoist them.

Wife- “why are you smiling like that”

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’m sure the seats are.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

I’m betting she’s really in her 30s, kind of like that weird horror movie from a few years ago.

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

If he wanted to warn someone about a bomb, he should have called theaters where The Emoji Movie was playing.

Bill Maher is trash.

And the kid in me loves the frosting!

Adalaide Byrd scored the fight for the cow.

That’s his authentic, cicra 1996 blaccent. Fun fact: 1996 was also the last time he was even close to relevant.