he takes two chicks home?

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Canadians are still funny though.

We apologize for being ignorant thugs who sought to draw attention to ourselves through immature means fitting of a sixth-grader from Alabama

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

As with most large neck tattoos, I think it means either:

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Lena Dunham is plotting to get rid of white privilege by single handedly using it all up

My favorite call-in was my Dad’s. There was an NFLer that graduated from one of the big schools and it got out that he was illiterate (I don’t recall who it was, this must have been before James Brooks though, because I was definitely a kid.) Anyway, the whole show was about what a scandal it was and how it was…

+1 Aeropress

1. Buy French press.
2. Brew coffee in French press.
3. Remove plunger and screen, drink coffee out of French press.
4. Cry
5. Do not wash French press.
6. Repeat steps 2-6 when applicable.

You sure about that?

Wow, I can’t believe this, canoe?

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.