And the always come right back to you.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

Mr. Wu had the Redskins D in his fantasy league and would’ve won if they’d converted the return. He was overheard to say, “Swearinger, cocksucker!”

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Ah yes, as Epicurus said:

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

When referring to ocean-going vessels the term is “listing.”

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Shhh...

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.