Edgar Wright of Shaun of the Dead, etc.

Going to come right out and say it: fucking fuck every single fucking person on this earth who smokes. Cigarettes, vapes, whatever. You are literally a fucking CANCER on this planet. Fuck yourselves with rusty forks please and fucking stop breeding. I literally do hope every single one of you dies of cancer in…

Not a single one of your claims is backed up by anything but your words, random person on the internet.

Your Islamophobia is showing.

“Clinton would allow the corruption and lawlessness in Washington to continue, Trump would not.”

You had me until “courage,” at which point half of my cup of coffee sprayed out of my mouth and onto the screen.

Steam! You can play it for less than two hours and get a refund if it just doesn’t work out for you.

Steam could also mean Mac or Linux.

“You’ll need some post production magic”...kind of negates the title.

“After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it.” Not true, you told me not to click on that red button and I didn’t.

Would you kindly update your system to windows 10?

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

And the slow trend of Star Wars becoming a bitter poison begins

I’ll what? The suspense is killing me. :P