You know, I cannot wait until Elon Musk finally kills Twitter for good, just so that I can stop seeing articles about what some randos on twitter said.

An alternative to these rosy numbers exists. Tesla uses possibly fraudulent accounting practices to make themselves look completely differentiated in the marketplace. Elon has established a culture of fabrications and exaggerations to raise funds and boost his stock price to line his own pockets. The recent spate of…

Screwing over your constituents to own the libs.

Fucking redneck governors. Doing their reliable best to always do the shittiest things.

Say it with me, “Party of small government!”

The fry seasoning is pretty good. The steak fries themselves have never been good, at least at the locations I’ve gone to (mostly in the Chicagoland area).

It can be both - they knew that if they wanted to make them official menu items, then more people would order them, and since they take longer to make than anything else on the menu, they didn’t want to slow the entire process down. Making them app-only allows them to make them separately from the regular assembly…

A Lexus ES, for instance, has remote start standard on every single trim.

Infiniti Q50/Q60. Same design for years.

This. I don’t think I’ve ever see him be funny. It seems like his only job on snl is to hold the hand of the viewer and explain every little detail of the sketch in a progressively raised voice.

Even the best sketch has Mikey Day explaining the premise again... TWICE.

I desperately want a five minute scene of just Albie and Portia at a TJ Maxx in Burbank.

I just want an aftercredits scene of Albie back stateside, buying more shirts from Dan Flashes

It’s the internet and it is populated by the young so everything has to be new, nefarious, and have a buzzword. Stores used to have “sales.” Now they have “surge pricing.”

Whats worse is that if this merger were flipped Sony wouldn't be having even close to this level of struggle to get to the buyout completed. Even though they currently make 50% more revenue in the gaming market than microsoft does.

Admittedly, the Prettiest Prius ever is a very low bar, but yeah, I actually dig the looks of this thing.

Yeah but it weighs two tons (almost).

I wouldn’t be so sure. Both the regular and V8 Mustangs, while fun to drive, feel like they are dragging a boat anchor.

The type R isn’t fast enough to justify the trade-off in comfort. You have to be a very specific person to want this (to me kind of hodge-podged design) car.

In my mind, you would have to be insane to not consider this over a model S.