Yeah why would you want to sell an interesting vehicle with one of the only peppy engines you used to have (the turbo 4) when you can sell a generic tiny CUV instead?

Who can blame them? It’s a massively expensive thing to chase, and once you hit a certain point, the returns are significantly diminished. The laws of physics are against you.

Another supercar for the ultra-rich. It’s difficult to get excited for this.

Salary cap has nothing to do with the owner’s ability to pay. The NFL is a hard cap, and if a team is up against that cap every year, then there’s nothing more to spend. All the numbers point to not overpaying rbs. As much as it sucks for rbs, I don’t blame teams for spending their money elsewhere.

Yeah I don’t understand the point of the post. It’s better than shit like the Accord “Special Edition” which is really just a way to sell a few more base model Accords before the models change over.

The suit is already settled. 

Honestly the fact that they’re pulling old mediocre QBs out of retirement to be backups is truly fucking sad. I don’t think this could be any more obvious.

You’re like 8 years too late to pitch these and have them all be accepted.

Really anything with red sauce. Pizza is really bad between the sauce, meat, and cheese. 

Welcome to every Subaru ever. 

He’s doing that to look bigger than everyone else, as if they’re tiny pawns in his game of... well, a game. He doesn’t really “get” games, they’re so childish and filled with annoying rules. 

They could have easily hid behind the “it’s what the contract says!” and “we can use that money on new players!” and the fans would’ve fallen in line.

Yep. I’m super pleasant to be around.

Eh. I see this and look at a Veloster N and struggle to justify the Si. 

TIL more than 5 people work at Deadspin.

The Stick To Sports(tm) angle: coach plays fun Jay-Z music for his players during practice and challenges them to be better players! How fun!

Well luckily the new bosses don’t share that opinion. They just want Deadspin to STICK TO SPORTS(tm) to triple that traffic! Because I know I definitely come here to read milquetoast quotes from brain-deficient sports guys and angry rants at the clouds about how numbers and data are ruining the game. Even better is…

Uh... What the fuck do you think a Si is? They are the latter, ace. 

...but you’re looking at a Civic, which would hardly qualify as “attractive”

Why not the middle ground and get a Veloster N?