Well luckily the new bosses don’t share that opinion. They just want Deadspin to STICK TO SPORTS(tm) to triple that traffic! Because I know I definitely come here to read milquetoast quotes from brain-deficient sports guys and angry rants at the clouds about how numbers and data are ruining the game. Even better is…

Uh... What the fuck do you think a Si is? They are the latter, ace. 

...but you’re looking at a Civic, which would hardly qualify as “attractive”

Why not the middle ground and get a Veloster N? 

There’s Camaro guys, Mustang guys, and those of us not named Chad.

I always thought the answer to this was the Ford Mondeo.

No argument here. I would feel bad for the people that bought them, but they chose this fate so they fucking deserve it.

God these things are ugly in person.

The height of their beige-mobiles? (Aside from the A5.)

lol at thinking you can get this for $1200 a month on a lease. 

Maybe they'll be the first planet filled with intelligent life forms. 

HOW DARE YOU USE FACTS AND DATA TO DISPROVE SCREAMING AT CLOUDS

It’s bad. This is the type of game to end up with a 40 rating on metacritic.

Season 1 was great. Season 2 was a “here’s some stuff that’s happening to set up season 3, with another ‘twist’ to make us seem clever when really we’re just annoying the audience.”

The biggest (and best?) trick the Republican party ever pulled was convincing not-rich people that rich-people policies are good for them. Trickle down economics! Death taxes are bad (even though they’ll never effect 99% of them)!

This is the whole “They’re both bad!” argument as an excuse to not participate or dismiss the truly fucking evil shit from one side.

Mueller didn’t give them the sound bites to win the media perception war with Trump. He gave them the facts, which includes a dozen counts of obstruction. The Democrats tripped over their own dicks in utilizing this information effectively, while Trump continues to dominate media and mind share.

Yeah I’m not sure why Cadillac is going backwards in interior design with the CT4/CT5 when the CT6 and XT5 were such a step in the right direction. 

RESPECT THE GAME. PLAY THE RIGHT WAY. FOLLOW THE RULES, ESPECIALLY THE UNWRITTEN ONES (that are not entirely agreed upon and vary from person to person, but that’s besides the point... JUST FOLLOW THEM).

That’s because it blends in with the other tiny generic CUV/SUV/hatchback raised up 2" so people can feel better about it.