Ate mais tarde, Wild Thing.

Two years. The Super Bowl is in Houston next year, and I can’t think of any pop culture references to H-Town.

I must be showing my age, but I actually got this reference.

Yep. I was 16 when the Challenger exploded. That means I am now...let me do the math...46 years old.

31 years old. That was a long time ago for me.

Still better than being with Future. Holy crap, what a train wreck that guy is.

(((Chuckles))) +1

AWGAS was previously seen as head coach of the Browns from 2009 to 2015. His record with Cleveland was...oh, to hell with it.

Johnny will be a Cowboy, then drink his way out of the NFL.

Delly hasn’t yanked someone’s shoulder out of its socket.

Dammit. It made me chuckle.

No kidding. Remember, Steph had ankle problems early in his career which seem to have resolved.

The Cavaliers just went through a 10-out-of-12 on the road gauntlet and finished it 9-3.

Handle. Remember, Kyrie is still only 23. It’s scary how good he’s going to get, especially as LeBron is 31 now.

Don’t confuse everyone. The Browns-will-always-be-crap narrative must be retained at all costs.

So did I miss Deadspin’s take on the Browns hiring Hue Jackson, or is there just not enough snark there?

Yes. And Eli still has two more Super Bowl rings than you do, so it all evens out.

No. Too many skyscrapers.

I’m a Browns fan (dammit) and I have to admit, your post made me laugh.

You tried too hard, but +1 for the effort.