I’ll take John Wayne movie plots for four-hundred.

FIFY

UPDATE: I will be overjoyed if I get to use these tickets.

This blog was not a prediction about what would happen, you buncha shitheads! It was an expression of hope for what could happen!

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

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That’s why I said theoretically. They could phase it out by just selling some small ass keychain or something, just enough to keep the trademark so that others couldn’t use it. In reality, they’ll probably keep selling a ton of shit in their team shops. Stupid people are gonna buy more Wahoo shit than ever this year.

I’m an Indians fan that has wanted it gone for years. Fucking finally. They’re gonna sell a fuck load of Wahoo merchandise this year though. Theoretically I guess it’s good that they’ll hold on to the trademark. They can limit the amount of merch sold and, if they didn’t hold on to it, one of the Cleveland t-shirt…

In 2019. In 2019. And they can still profit off it. C’mon man. What a fucking farce. Giving idiots a year warning, they can only expect even more motherfuckers in redface. Fuck.

I live in Cleveland. I never miss a game. It’s like how people said they’d never call it Progressive Field instead of the Jake and never call it The Q instead of Gund Arena. But they do now cuz it’s not a big deal. It’s dumb people refusing to change with the times and admit they’re wrong. One of them just happens to…

I don’t fucking get it. Just change it. It gives you a chance to rebrand, sell a ton of new merchandise, and come out looking better than Dan Snyder. It’s a win-win. And from a fan stand point, it’s not like if the logo changes that there will be a ban on wearing old gear you bought with the Wahoo on it. You can still…

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Someone read a piece from a Wagner opera.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.