Nevada doesn’t even have a state lottery. But they do have slot machines in grocery stores, so it evens out.

I want Gronk to bowl him over several times tomorrow.

Shaquille O’Neal waives hello.

I’m old. I got the reference. ;)

(((Nods head)))

You do know that in the Animal House universe he eventually became President Blutarsky, right? According to a DVD extra about ten years ago, that was the case.

That’s more clothing that Cowboys cheerleaders wear now.

Welcome to Costco. They love you.

So true. I’m older than most of you (46) and it was no fun being a nerd in the 1980s. But I grew up, matured, and became less nerdy. I found a wonderful woman who opened my horizons and we’ve been married for 16 years. Still in love with her.

Because Mack Brown got fat, happy, and lazy after winning the national title in 2005, in one of the best games ever played.

They are a better program than, say, Michigan. The Longhorns will likely have two more bad years before getting themselves back up to Big 12 contenders. Texas simply has too many resources to be down for much longer.

I’d rather watch two BFF teams high five after every play while scoring 60 on one another.

Wait about eight and a half months. I predict celebrations in our hometown.

Heh. Khaki hierarchy. I’m gonna start using that one.

I’ve been watching Ramirez all season. I like the kid’s game, but he has been a crappy hitter this season. So have half the Indians, which is why they are now eliminated.

No, Barry. And no means no.

Come on, there’s only so much you can do with orange and brown.

Probably not a bad idea.

I couldn’t agree more. I wonder about the motives behind this line of thinking (i.e., appear progressive so we have a better chance of getting into a woman’s pants as well).

Manos is only FOURTH? Come on, even the Mads apologized to Joel and the Bots for that one. Crow initially thought it was a snuff film and Joel had to reassure him that not even the Mads would do that. Manos edges Monster-a-Go-Go for the top spot, IMO.